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[thefifthmonarch]

... C-christmas. p-party... invitation...

Event Post
::So you're a friend of Noriko's, or a friend of a friend of her's. Well, you've gotten an invite to a Christmas party at her mansion.

If you go, inside the mansion, in a very nice hall: There's punch, themed food, Christmas music. A Christmas Tree. Christmas Cakes. It's all very nice and glittery. And not a sign of the hostess in sight unless you know her. The poor thing is terribly timid tonight.::

Comments

[bdsm_kouji]

::Looks innocent and should be given puppies, bunnies and penguins and hugs.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He pats her head.

[bdsm_kouji]

What?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...I dunno, that just felt like the thing to do."

[bdsm_kouji]

::Stares.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"..What?"

[bdsm_kouji]

I AM MORE THAN DUCKIES, PENGUINS, BUNNIES AND SMILY SUNS AND RAINBOWS. I AM A DARK FORCE TO BE FEARED.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..."

Pats her head.

[bdsm_kouji]

::Kicks you in the shin.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"...That's so cute."

[bdsm_kouji]

::Kick kick kick, with intent to injure.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Ow ow, okay, you're beautiful dark matriarch, stop kicking me!"

[bdsm_kouji]

STOP MOCKING ME. ::Kick Kick Kick.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"OW STOP. Look, I just. Can't see you as threatening. Sorry. I'm sure you can be! Just. Not to me."

[bdsm_kouji]

::Glares at you, then looks out at the snow.::

Then I'll do something to fix that!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Why do you want me to be terrified of you?!"

[bdsm_kouji]

BECAUSE I AM NOT CUTE.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...But you are cute!"

[bdsm_kouji]

... I don't want to be! I want to be feared!

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Well. You can be feared by everyone else and I can still think you're cute."

[bdsm_kouji]

::Screeches and storms out.::