[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::So wherever you are other person, Noriko has just suddenly appeared in your personal space and looks around, shouting "YOSH!" or "YATTA!" or some variation.::

Comments

[thefifthmonarch]

Shian.

What has your mistress been lacking recently.

[memoryistime]

Power yes I know but I still don't want you showing up out of nowhere right now!

[thefifthmonarch]

WILL YOU BE HAPPY FOR ONCE!? THIS IS A GOOD THING.

[memoryistime]

Fine god yes I am happy.

Can you please not give me a heart attack.

[thefifthmonarch]

... I will try. Would you like wine from anywhere while I'm able to do this?

[memoryistime]

... sure. yes. Red wine. Straight from Italy.

[thefifthmonarch]

Okie day.

>::Poof.::

[memoryistime]

*... seems to calm down at Noriko's current lack of presence, easing themselves from behind the chair*

[thefifthmonarch]

::And suddenly an expensive red wine is in front of you. Attached to a bimbette.::

[memoryistime]

*yelps when you show up, backing off.*

[thefifthmonarch]

... I got you wine...?

[memoryistime]

... er... Thanks.

*takes the wine, trying to calm their breathing*

[thefifthmonarch]

Anything else you'd like?

[memoryistime]

... can you fix me yet or do the witches still need to explode.

[thefifthmonarch]

... You are fixed. I am quite sure you were meant to be a girl if it wasn't for the Fiend.

[memoryistime]

Goddamnit no I wasn't!

Thirty! Years! Of not having any issues like this!

[thefifthmonarch]

You clean yourself like a girl. You drink like a lush girl. You screech like a girl. You cook like a girl

[memoryistime]

You only say that because you seem to find it impossible for a guy to have any of those traits.

[thefifthmonarch]

No guy has those traits.

[memoryistime]

Yes they do!

Why the hell does knowing how to cook and keep myself clean mean I'm not a guy!?

[thefifthmonarch]

Because only girls do that!

[memoryistime]

I'm pretty sure guys can know how to cook and clean, too!

[thefifthmonarch]

... And my name is Potato.

[memoryistime]

Fine then, it is. Potato.

[thefifthmonarch]

::Takes back your Italian wine.::