[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::So wherever you are other person, Noriko has just suddenly appeared in your personal space and looks around, shouting "YOSH!" or "YATTA!" or some variation.::

Comments

[thefifthmonarch]

To prove I am a professional inspector.

[beastkingnaoma]

"....Your traded your power for your brain."

[thefifthmonarch]

...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"You forgot your old job cause you traded your brain for some of your power back!"

[thefifthmonarch]

I don't trade anything for nothing, Jinn! It just came back, you silly boy!

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're not a bikini inspector! You couldn't seduce a girl if your life depended on it!"

[thefifthmonarch]

I could to!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Nuh uh!"

[thefifthmonarch]

Uh huh!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Girls would run from your clumsy nerd-like attempts at seduction."

[thefifthmonarch]

... Nerd-like what.

[beastkingnaoma]

"You probably take girls to Chuck-E-Cheese and show them your pokemon cards."

[thefifthmonarch]

I don't think Chuck-E-Cheese exists in Japan...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..I am saying you are fat and lazy from having mind tentacles and being able to seduce boys by wiggling a little so seducing a normal girl is beyond you."

[thefifthmonarch]

::Punches you in the face with a fist. ... It feels a tiny bit stronger than a wimpy girl. She's getting better.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He holds his nose.

"That was mean."

[thefifthmonarch]

Well you're mean and keep calling me a dumb fat stinky nerd!

[beastkingnaoma]

"WELL SORRY, YOU JUST. SEEM LIKE. You have had it too easy and would whine at any challenge."

[thefifthmonarch]

... Then find me a girl!

[beastkingnaoma]

"I don't know any girls you don't know..."

[thefifthmonarch]

THEN YOU ARE USELESS.

::Beats on your chest comically.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO SADAME."

[thefifthmonarch]

I WAS OFF MY A-GAME.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...They're weird, too."

[thefifthmonarch]

How?