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So I read this surreal editorial in the newspaper today, by one Anony Mouse. It called the women in Domino too fat and too curvaceous to be healthy. But that wasn't the weird part. It's summation for why being too plump is a bad thing has nothing to do with health or loss of income due to weight bias.

It's because you might be too fat to fit into a chair to save the world.

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That's the stupidest reason ever to criticize that!

"Fit into a chair to save the world"? Who the hell would think of that?

Apparently "Anony Mouse" thinks of it.

He also says people specifically with your body shape are fat.

I think anyone who gives the reason of "won't fit into a world-saving chair" isn't worth giving any sort of reasonable note to.

No. He specifically referenced you.

... What?!

Or a girl similar to you. "Some dark skinned chick in a green Chinese dress way to small for her, waddling around..."

Wha--

jus--

wha

Goddamnit, it is that dumbass I made sure didn't get run over because he thinks this is a city of the dead or some crap like that. I bet it is. He's the only one who actually obsessed over my figure.

... I'm obsessed with your figure.

... City of the Dead?

Not in the way you do it.

Some blue-haired idiot kid I saw recently kept going on about how this place was a bunch of ruins and how it should be empty. And that the buildings are mausoleums. I think he said something about being from. Skyscraper? I think it was some 12 Dimensions thing and he was pretty much a delusional idiot.

He kept mentioning my figure, I warned him to stop or else I'd kick him in the stomach. He didn't, so I did. And then I dragged him out from the middle of the street that he was standing in like a moron before he got run over.

Teaches me to make sure someone doesn't get killed.

... The city of Heroes. Why would someone from there be here.

... Also, dear, your figure not getting mentioned would be an insult to most women with your figure.

There's admiring it and there's being an assholish creep about it.

I'm pretty sure that whoever wrote it is probably that guy, though, if he mentioned me by description.

I'm not sure there can be a legitimate difference.

... Maybe he's feeling scorned?

This was, okay?

Maybe, but what the hell is the "sit in a chair" part? ... Wasn't there someone on the comm who said they were abducted or something, and got kicked out cause she was told to sit in a chair but it was too small?

... And?

I'm. Implying the idiot might be connected to the recent claims of being abducted.

And that's my concern why?

Because you're the one who's pointed out the article in the first place.

So now it's your concern now that there might be a connection.

Oh goddamnit, I am not a superhero.

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