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[thefifthmonarch]

So.

Uh.

Someone tried to kill me last night.

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[becomeanwarrior]

Are you alright!?

[thefifthmonarch]

Uh.

All my squishy bits are in the right place. So.

I guess?

[becomeanwarrior]

...Well, that's a relief.

I would have been there, but got held up with uh. Making sure your 'cousin' was all squared away.

What happened, exactly?

[thefifthmonarch]

See above. I got ambushed in my R&D Department working on that pet project we talked about.

Dark Game, Bombs rigged into the building, Deck Destruction Deck.

"Squared Away"?

[becomeanwarrior]

She needed her civvie identity...reinforced. Niyo and I uh... took care of it. Strictly speaking.

...It seems to have worked, judging by the rest of what you said.

[thefifthmonarch]

...

And what's her identity, in private?

[Private]

[becomeanwarrior]

She's your cousin. Similar tastes, not quite as well-off. She has a temper she tries to keep in check by lavishly pampering herself and by going to kickboxing classes, the anger makes her prone to memory blackouts.

She works for some jerk loan shark in Osaka, but has been thinking about finding other work recently.

Re: [Private]

[thefifthmonarch]

...

Maybe I'll just put her in charge of handling people who screw me over.