I mean general populace. The Hoi Polloi.

I'm only shallow because I'm not simpering on about some bullshit existential angst the rest of you suffer from for no reason. I see everything as a game... because, well, when you have money, there's nothing better to do, lovely.

Oh, I'm a complete jerk, but a sweetheart to those who like me. Just like you.

And I'm not stupid. I actually got here on academic merit.