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I wonder if I should consider an online dating service.

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... An "online dating service"?

A series of tubes telling you who to love.

... That seems a bit... Silly.

it is. But I'm trying to find out who or what sort of person likes me.

... I'd say something, but I'd probably paint it in a very unflattering light, towards anyone who would like you.

I won't be insulted.

... Considering my own self-view I think I would end up insulting myself.

?.?

... Nevermind.

If you think that'll work though, then... Go ahead? I mean, I still think it's very... Silly, but if you think something like that will help...

'Dem things never work, hun.

I don't think those have a 'likes tentacles' checkbox.

Actually, they do.

... ...this country never ceases to amaze me.

Well, Japan pretty much invented tentacle porn...

So, what kind of person do you think likes me?

Can't hurt to try.

Don't say I didn't trytta warnya when yer date points attyer forehead and runs off screamin'

... If you want me to start insulting... Weak people. Those who are easily manipulated. Those taken by one's physical features. Though they'd probably have to also be more accepting than most...

Emotionally and sexually submissive?

I don't have a horn on my head, dear.

... Pretty much, yeah. You do have a more... Dominating feeling to you. If someone else was "dominating" as well, it might cause more conflict...

'course not. I don't got one either.

Y'know only losers use those, though.

And I'm the Soybean Queen.

How?

...Ah knew it!

Country still invented it.

And probably the more recent and bizarre fetishes of modern day.

It was a sarcastic comment.

I mean dating services.

Well, you have the feeling of... One in control. You have confidence concerning it, and strength... The people who wouldn't like that are the ones who have their own sense of confidence and strength, so they'd fight and argue against that.

...I think Souha's got a point.

It's not 100%, but yeah, they'd probably have to like being dominated on some level.

... Except I'm not a dominatrix?

Well, I'd stick with the island, but.

I'm pretty sure I'd get locked up for pedophilia.

And... while I have nothing against the staff, I wouldn't want to enter romantic relations with them.

Well, he did say "not 100%".

You do have a bit of a stronger air around you though, without getting into... That area.

I call it motherhood.

It translates differently for the individual!

You are, and you aren't.

You dominate in a more subtle way. You don't go outright for the leather, chains, and whips.

I don't see it.

And how does it translate for you?

...I really don't know how you could miss it... You practically have "I'm better than you" printed on your blouse.

... Well I... Did basically already say it...

?_?

Nevermind, I guess I'm just incapable of reading.

... Well, people miss things sometimes, that's all.

...

What do you want me to explain? I spelled it out in black and white there.

Except I don't...?

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