thefifthmonarch | (no subject)

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[Incoherent String of Cursing]

...guessing you're... angry about something.

THOUSANDS IF NOT MILLIONS OF YEN. HIGH QUALITY MECHANISMS. QUALITY CARDS. PUBLICITY. SO ON, SO FAR.

THRASHED BY A SUPER-SYNCHRO FROM A TEAM OF PRACTICAL UNKNOWNS.

OF COURSE I'M ANGRY, I'M GOING TO LOSING A LOT OF INVESTMENTS, I'LL BE CLAIMED TO BE IMPOTENT.

On the other hand, I did buy a million lottery tickets.

... I...er... see.

What?

I... didn't understand what you just said!

Except the part about the lottery tickets. What do you need a million lottery tickets for?

So I win money.

It's mostly boring rich people things. We consider this sort of thing a game to a degree.

Oh...okay. I'll leave you to it then!

..You did what.

I bought a million lotto tickets.

..Why.

I need the money due to various financial losses.

Speaking of which, I'm losing deals because of how bad that match went.

And why the hell are people making magic sparkle-poo Synchros recently?

...but.

You're going to lose.

What do you mean?

Everyone loses the lottery!

That's why I bought enough tickets to cover every number combination. I think.

....

But.

that'd be more than the prize.

wut.

To buy all possible combinations of numbers costs MORE than the prize of the lottery, Noriko.

And if anyone else got the winning numbers, you split the prize with them.

So what you're saying is I should kill the other winners...

What I'm saying is even if you win the ENTIRE PRIZE, you'll have LOST money.

... WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING.

Cause you're going nuts?

I'm not going nuts! I'm perfectly fine!

It's just as if all my good luck suddenly vanished and was replaced by African hoodoo idol destruction inflicting super bad luck.

Seriously, suggest something for me to do with my money.

..Keep it close and don't spend it.

That's stupid.

That's how you keep money.

I keep money typically by spending it.

Except everything seems to be a dud.

I'm afraid if I just nest egg it, something worse will happen.