thefifthmonarch: (Older Noriko - The Answer is Platypus)
Wakahisa, Noriko a.k.a. Gren Maju Da Eiza ([personal profile] thefifthmonarch) wrote2009-08-30 03:37 pm

[Public - To The Osiris Red Girls]

Okay girls. It's finals, I expect you all to be on your best behavior.

I know some of you have trouble with other students and possibly emotional issues, so I usually don't interfere as I can understand you have problems with others. That being said, rough housing I can understand, but the moment the fireballs and weapons and murderous root systems pop in, I will be taking names and putting your things outside the building. And likely expelled.

As well, if any of you cheat on your finals, I will know. And before you ask, cheating consists of and includes up to:
- Selling Answers
- Keeping the answers written on your hands, arms, leg, tongue, eyes, hair, teeth, so on and so forth in any area that isn't your central nervous system.
- Using PDAs/Cellphones
- Writing them on your deck
- Using Psychic Powers to Read minds
- Traveling to an alternate universe exactly like this one except everyone has a cowboy hat and get the teachers' answers from there.
- Time Traveling into the future.
- Summoning the aid of an eldritch god.

Etc etc etc. You all have futures ahead of you, even if you're not the "Best of the Best".

Good luck and get into Ra Yellow. And play nice.

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