thefifthmonarch | (no subject)

MY MAGICAL CAKE BOX.

Sanshi, why did you break it!?

riko when I came by y'were stuffin' a wooden oak door int' it.

it had t' go.

now 'm gonna sleep for 72 hours.

I didn't need the door and I'm remodeling.

it had t' go.

Why.

Oh that, explains the phone call of screaming I got.

Screaming...?

Cream called me screaming about deficits and impending doom.

Cream?
Deficits?
Impending Doom?

Oh, Puddincess. That's her name.

Budget deficits.

Impending bankruptcy.

... Kind of stereotypical, but a cute name for her. I like it.

Why would the Madolche kingdom have to worry about Budget Deficits and Bankruptcy?

It is.

I think her mom gave her a platinum card.

And why would that have anything to do with their finances?

She spent it.

The kingdom, I mean.

... She spent her entire kingdom?

Most of it.

So they were counting on your revenue to pay the bills.

... Well, tell her to go after Sanshi for breaking my cake box.

She already has.

Okay then.

You'll get him back in 6,000 years.

...

it's a pretty long stint in the Rock Candy mines.

I said she could take it out on him. She has no right to confiscate what belongs to me.

Maybe I can convince her to just turn all his stuff into marzipan.

Marziwhat.

She takes Sanshi prisoner, I am never buying anything from the Madolche Kingdom again.

...

Uh huh.

No one touches Samasus but me.

..isn't Suguru engaged?

That's different.

How?

Their personal lives are their business.

Sanshi being kidnapped by a foreign power constitutes war.

Oh.

Well, Cream said she had a different punishment in mind anyway.

Then she laughed like a combination of you and me.

She sounds delightful.

I should meet her some time.