[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::So you're having a lovely early fall day. The sun's out. The breeze is nice. And... that's a Repo Truck passing by. ... With money and furniture flying out the back on occasion. This doesn't seem so exotic perhaps. What's more unusual. Is. Well.

There's a teenage girl in a sports bra and pajamas chasing the truck at an inhuman pace, screaming "COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT".

... Until she flops onto the street asphalt, and lies there like a blob.::

Comments

[remarkablerain]

... What the hell just happened.

*was staring at this occurred*

[thefifthmonarch]

I got hit by hostile creditors.

::Blob blob::

[remarkablerain]

Hostile creditors?

*looks after the direction the truck went* Just how much stuff did they take from you?

[thefifthmonarch]

3 Trillion Yen. Lots of Furniture and Money. ::Flops.::

[remarkablerain]

-- wha-- how could someone even owe three trillion yen?

[thefifthmonarch]

Extortion. Loan Sharking. Gambling. Sleazy Stuff.

[thefifthmonarch]

Also something about you and a stripper pole.

[remarkablerain]

What.

*the sheer intensity and venom of that word was probably enough to make some of the birds flying around in the sky above freeze in terror*

[thefifthmonarch]

::Rolls over and brushes your leg.:: Calm down, sweet kitty, nice kitty, soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...

[remarkablerain]

*reaches down and grabs your wrist, stopping you*

What the hell do you mean "something about you and a stripper pole"?!

[thefifthmonarch]

Onee apparently plans to take the contract or something, and put you all to work.

::Stares at you, with beady eyes.::

[remarkablerain]

And doesn't that whole stupid contract thing only apply to me really when I die, or did you feed me lies or something?

[thefifthmonarch]

I'd have to read through it again in my head. Butttt, someone more malicious than me, I dunno, maybe they could do something.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Trouble, Noriko?"

[thefifthmonarch]

Onee just took 3 Trillion Yen from me. ::Sighs like Blobriko.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"...So? how much did they take?"

[thefifthmonarch]

3 Trillion Yen, I said. ::Growls.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"I meant what did they repossess."

[thefifthmonarch]

Furniture, Equipment, Money. No Samasus Yet.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Mystic things count as repossessable?"

[thefifthmonarch]

Yes. 12 Dimensions.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Why did you owe so much money."

[thefifthmonarch]

Apparently in 6 months, Onee became a professional loan shark.

::Rolls over onto her back, panting.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"This is because you abused Onni so much you know. His evil female clone has all of that pent up rage towards you. She's probably going to suck you dry and make you live in a box wearing a barrel."

[thefifthmonarch]

How the hell did I abuse Onni?