thefifthmonarch | (no subject)

(no subject)

i feel under the weather. very sick.

where is the pretty magenta girl who helps me...?

Noriko, you should really try to rest...

... "Magenta girl"?

no. like i just got the flu, except the flu had steroids.

the pretty one who steals things.

... That's still more than enough reason to rest, Noriko.

I don't really know who you're talking about...

... can't, onee will buy me under.

the one who's always with me and lives in the big pretty place for rich people. she wants to marry shiroko and bake me cookies.

Noriko, go rest regardless.

Wait, they what?

she's going to marry shiroko, and make pretty japanese babies, and there will be a lot of cakes and cookies.

... Noriko, are you being delusional right now?

... no. tired. but not crazy. they're into each other.

you're a pretty boy, shikou. don't let onee eat me.

I did not know that Shiroko was interested in another person I wasn't aware of...

I won't, but it would help if you recovered from whatever is afflicting you.

nausea. dry mouth. gout. bloating. fatigue. hallucinations of dancing garden gnomes and talking yen notes insulting my ancestors.

can't sleep. onee will eat me and airlift my house away and buy out my company. ;3;

No excuses. Go sleep.

can't.

You'll never recover otherwise.

onee's repo men just took all my beds, i mean.

... ... Why don't you just. Sleep over here then for a while?

...??

... Come over and see me, and sleep in my bed instead, Noriko.

maybe. doubtful. onee will charge me for that.

Try it, at least.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only