thefifthmonarch | (no subject)

... Is there anyone who would seriously eat Wine Ice Cream?

Wait.

Wait wait wait.

There's a wine ice cream?

Yes. 5% Alcohol.

I may be required to look into this.

... You want to get drunk and plump up, don't you.

Nnno.

Well.

The first one, yes.

... You. Just you.

yes yes you think that I need to find out where to buy this stuff.

Probably online through stores. And likely imports.

....

....Oh, got it.

Hello Mr. Insults me all the time.

....

..Oh yeah, I do do that.

Don't I.

Yes. I'm going to find you and kick your shins, until they break and snap!

..

I feel confused.

... What.

I can't remember why I was calling you named.

... You can't remember insulting me?

I do but.

I don't remember why.

And I don't feel like doing it now.

... Jinn, I think someone did something to your head.

...I don't remember it.

That's a likely sign of it. Write it down at least "Someone did something to my head. I should go punch them." or however that works for you.

Kay.

Kay. Go fix yourself so I can stop being mad at you.