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... um... er... ... sorry.

::So Noriko, probably before this shit happened to her, got you guys gifts. Let's see what they are.

Jinn, these are a bunch of books on Cryptids, OOParts, Atlantis, Lemuria, etc.

Susan, you got some shitty granite wizard statues, magic themed pajamas and slippers and a list of single nuclear physicist-Olympian-model-medical doctors.

Onni, this is a book called "Why Trans-Humanism and The Singularity are Hipster Fads". And a bunch of pictures of Shiroko as a Dragon Girl and a Fox Girl.

Shikou, you got a book on how to handle Poly-amorous Relationships. And Sword Polish. And Hair Conditioner. And a book called "So you've been turned into a woman.

Souha, these are sketches of your wife's insides as done by herself and previous doctors, as well as a compiled medical report. And a foil of that cool Cockatrice-Basilisk Monster.

Suguru, some nice perfumes, some fancy chocolates. And a figurine of Ultimate Insect LV7.

Sanshi, an IOU for whatever you want.

Shian, a note saying you're free to go wherever you want and for helping her so much despite her crazy requests. And a pair of tickets to South Korea for early next year.

Sadame, a scrapbook of everything she could find on your brother and your son, and one else related. And owl themed clothes.

Saikou, a variety of pretty dresses.

Sekuta, an IOU for private consultation.

Juudai, an action figure of Magma Neos, and a compiled report of People and Spirits whose lives have been improved by you.

Saiga, a bunch of compilations of various Comic Series you like.::

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... sosorrysosorrysosorrypleasedon'thitme...

... this is the best thing you've ever given me.

... r-really...? I thought you'd be mad...

Why would I be mad.

This has literally been one of the things I've really wanted.

I'm still kinda in shock.

... i'm in trouble, a-aren't I...

No! You're not!

Seriously. Thank you.

o-okay...

it's j-just you've been s-so g-good even with... and... um...

thank you, shian-kun...

I take it 'm a pain t' buy f', huh.

... I considered a few things, but...

you're scary now...

Edited 2012-12-26 09:30 (UTC)

Huh? Oh, c'mon, I ain't that scary.

yesyouare.youlooklikeacriminalmastermind.

Eh.

I don't have th' heart from criminal mastermindin' stuff.

... h-huh?

I ain't th' criminal mastermindin' type.

... yes you are...

... uh.

T-thanks.

pleasedon'thitme,suguru...

W-why would I hit you?

because you're probably mad at me and i'm not very nice...

I'm not mad.

I dunno where you got that from.

Everyone yells anymore and acts like I'm not an introvert...

... well, normally, you're not.

But that's no reason to yell.

yes i am... it's all an act...

... then quiet down...?

I'm talking pretty normal right now.

i-it's yelling to me.

... Well, uh, sorry.

But it'd be awkward for me to basically. Whisper.

w-why?

... this'll be useful, thanks.

... By the way, how many children do you have? I got accosted by one of your daughters at the party who didn't know who I was. And threatened to have me tossed out.

... t-two c-currently. S-saicchan... and A-akcchan... s-sorry...

This one was probably "Akcchan".

You should. Probably inform them sometime of my existence.

... but that's scary...

Well.

It's either that or she's going to give me the stink-eye whenever I'm around. And try to get rid of me.

She's mean and scary...! And I don't like mean or scary things...

... Then why is she your daughter?

i... don't... know...

Edited 2012-12-26 10:17 (UTC)