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::So wherever you are other person, Noriko has just suddenly appeared in your personal space and looks around, shouting "YOSH!" or "YATTA!" or some variation.::

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Shian, this is a good thing.

Not to me.

I am already needing to be wary of your off-shoot appearing out of nowhere.

Shian.

What has your mistress been lacking recently.

Power yes I know but I still don't want you showing up out of nowhere right now!

WILL YOU BE HAPPY FOR ONCE!? THIS IS A GOOD THING.

Fine god yes I am happy.

Can you please not give me a heart attack.

... I will try. Would you like wine from anywhere while I'm able to do this?

... sure. yes. Red wine. Straight from Italy.

Okie day.

>::Poof.::

*... seems to calm down at Noriko's current lack of presence, easing themselves from behind the chair*

::And suddenly an expensive red wine is in front of you. Attached to a bimbette.::

*yelps when you show up, backing off.*

... I got you wine...?

... er... Thanks.

*takes the wine, trying to calm their breathing*

Anything else you'd like?

... can you fix me yet or do the witches still need to explode.

... You are fixed. I am quite sure you were meant to be a girl if it wasn't for the Fiend.

Goddamnit no I wasn't!

Thirty! Years! Of not having any issues like this!

You clean yourself like a girl. You drink like a lush girl. You screech like a girl. You cook like a girl

You only say that because you seem to find it impossible for a guy to have any of those traits.

No guy has those traits.

Yes they do!

Why the hell does knowing how to cook and keep myself clean mean I'm not a guy!?

Because only girls do that!

I'm pretty sure guys can know how to cook and clean, too!

... And my name is Potato.

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