[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::So wherever you are other person, Noriko has just suddenly appeared in your personal space and looks around, shouting "YOSH!" or "YATTA!" or some variation.::

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[thefifthmonarch]

...

::Stares, as if trying to remember something.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Noriko you work as a counselor for the Academy. Remember."

[thefifthmonarch]

... I thought my job was Bikini Inspector. Are you sure I'm a counselor?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Yes. Noriko."

[thefifthmonarch]

How are you sure?

[beastkingnaoma]

"You've given me therapy before."

[thefifthmonarch]

::Tries to recall this. She seems to be drawing a blank::

Bikini Inspectors don't give therapy...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...It's why you wear a fancy white coat."

[thefifthmonarch]

I wear it to trick girls.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..For what."

[thefifthmonarch]

To prove I am a professional inspector.

[beastkingnaoma]

"....Your traded your power for your brain."

[thefifthmonarch]

...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"You forgot your old job cause you traded your brain for some of your power back!"

[thefifthmonarch]

I don't trade anything for nothing, Jinn! It just came back, you silly boy!

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're not a bikini inspector! You couldn't seduce a girl if your life depended on it!"

[thefifthmonarch]

I could to!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Nuh uh!"

[thefifthmonarch]

Uh huh!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Girls would run from your clumsy nerd-like attempts at seduction."

[thefifthmonarch]

... Nerd-like what.

[beastkingnaoma]

"You probably take girls to Chuck-E-Cheese and show them your pokemon cards."

[thefifthmonarch]

I don't think Chuck-E-Cheese exists in Japan...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..I am saying you are fat and lazy from having mind tentacles and being able to seduce boys by wiggling a little so seducing a normal girl is beyond you."

[thefifthmonarch]

::Punches you in the face with a fist. ... It feels a tiny bit stronger than a wimpy girl. She's getting better.::