thefifthmonarch | (no subject)

As per my work:

Mister and Misses Eusebius,

your daughter seems to be suffering a mental breakdown.

Shinoko Eusebius apparently tried to throw a classmate into the ocean and is claiming she's something like oh. 24 to 28 years old.

Ugh.

Not a fan I take it.

Not especially.

How's the baby?

Should be along very soon.

I'll be glad to babysit.

I'll need to talk to Erland first.

kay.