thefifthmonarch | (no subject)

As per my work:

Mister and Misses Eusebius,

your daughter seems to be suffering a mental breakdown.

As it stands, we're considering expelling her for obvious reasons, or to have her committed. Or investigated by the SI.

Yeah yeah, just do something, she's a terror.

You rang?

Bluh bluh bluh, she might be the victim of magical programming.

Do you know if she was out at odd hours of the night anytime in the last 48 hours?

Nope. Ask her yourself, if you get permission from the father.

...Oh right. I'm going to have to talk to Erland about how his daughter might be brainwashed or just cuckoo.

That'll be fun.

As exhibited, I don't think anyone in the family is particularly fond of her.

...That kind of saddens me a little.

:(

I'm going to do my best to help her!

You shouldn't.

She's a horrible person.

And?

I fail to see how that means I shouldn't do my best to help her.

She's a bad apple. Rotten fruit.

Eh, kinda doubt it. I've had my share of dealing with bad apples before.

Your loss.

Enjoy misery.

Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence, guys...!

She's a good for nothing hateful delinquent.

So was my sister.

Ugh. Whatever.