[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::Is hanging upside down from a lamp post. ... She's hanging from icky slimy stuff. And looks annoyed.::

Comments

[thefifthmonarch]

yes.

[beastkingnaoma]

"LOOK AT THE LONGHORN CARD."

[thefifthmonarch]

Looking at cards is dumb, why should I.

[beastkingnaoma]

"....I'm leaving you up there."

[thefifthmonarch]

THEN I CURSE A POX ON THEE.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Fine god I'll get you down."

He grabs your arm and pulls.

[thefifthmonarch]

::She's very stuck and stickied.::

:(

[beastkingnaoma]

He tries to cut her down with his silly bamboo stick.

[thefifthmonarch]

::Whop. Falls.::

Ow!

[beastkingnaoma]

"You okay?"

[thefifthmonarch]

My butt hurts. :(

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm sure you'll recover."

[thefifthmonarch]

::Puppy dog eyes.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"I mean. Poor thing."

He pats your head."

[thefifthmonarch]