thefifthmonarch | [Event Post]

::Is hanging upside down from a lamp post. ... She's hanging from icky slimy stuff. And looks annoyed.::

It's still my job, dammit. >:<

[Grabs a stick and pokes at the goo. Trying to figure out how to dislodge you.]

::Your stick is now stuck in the goo.::

...Couldn't have you reality warped this goo into like, yogurt or something?

... I CAN DO THAT!?

You can turn any given room into a lavish bedroom, you can turn goo into yogurt!

Edited 2013-04-03 00:22 (UTC)

... When was this?

I dunno. Like. A month ago, maybe? They all blend together.

Point is. I know you can totally turn that goo into yogurt.

...

::It turns into superballs.::

::Falls.::

OW.