[Private to Suguru]

[thefifthmonarch]

So, how do you feel about spending time with me, going to new and exciting places.

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[remarkablerain]

... Whhyyyy are you asking, now.

[thefifthmonarch]

Because I need a woman who won't be seduced by womanhood!

[remarkablerain]

... Whaaat...?

[thefifthmonarch]

What's so confusing about that?

[remarkablerain]

... Explain what you're asking me about, and what it has to do with womanhood.

[thefifthmonarch]

I need to investigate a cult that may or may not be connected to me, and their whole agenda is brainwashing women into being more feminine.

You have Anti-Girly Particles, so you should be a safe companion so I don't end up brainwashed myself.

[remarkablerain]

I uh. I do?

I mean, sure, I'll help, but this sounds really dodgy, that's for sure.

[thefifthmonarch]

How in the hell does me asking you to help sound dodgy?

[remarkablerain]

Not you, geeze.

I'm talking about the cult thing.

[thefifthmonarch]

Of course it's dodgy. Cults are always dodgy.