thefifthmonarch | (no subject)

world domination.

law school.

take up cooking monsters

... world domination will get me killed.

Law school bores me.

... Cooking monsters?

you have to do world domination properly, geeze.

school in general.

cook monsters.

Planning it but it's a longer term thingy.

No one will want to go back to school with me.

Cook monsters?

You could be more aggressive about it.

Why do they need to?

Make giant monsters into fabulous dishes.

Then Onni and Jinn and Juudai would stop me/kill me, so no.

Because I'm lonely a lot of times.

... maybe.

Maybe I'll just swallow the pepper.

aggressive doesn't mean evil.

Awww.

...Noriko, don't eat a weird pepper.

World Domination is bad and people blow up people for taking over the world if you're not doing it slowly through politics.

:(

... Why not? I'll probably talk to a coyote that sounds like Johnny Cash.

If you look non-threatening enough doing it, nobody will notice.

Do you want to have lunch?

Or you'll have a freaky hallucination and cry.

... I'm soft and nice and fit in most overhead storage bins.

If you manage to make it, sure.

I feel pretty ennui so even freaky hallucinations are good.

Maybe you start like, a youth group for girls. And pass on your wisdom and ideals or something.

... I do that at school.

Sadame frowns at me a lot.

Or you mean outside of school.

... Maybe I should just practice being pregnant.

Or eat the pepper. I think I'm going to eat the pepper.

Outside of school!

Have a fancy group with uniforms and your friends or something.

Noriko don't eat the pepper.

Oh.

... I already spread my beliefs to my friends.

But I want to eat the pepper. Why can't I eat the pepper? :(

Have them help you then.

And design fun outfits.

It'll make you loony!

... I think they're still in the "We're on the fence" with my beliefs.

I like fun outfits.

... I like loony.

So combine all of it.

...?

Your friends and dumb outfits and loony.

Then I shall take the pepper and find out what divine wisdom I achieve in my deranged wanderings.

I mostly keep an eye out for new girls to seduce.

...and, you know, kids. They keep me fairly busy.

I want to have my own kid, but I'm waiting for Souha to feel comfortable about it.

...that'll probably take a while. Just saying.

...also, I kinda feel like you'd skip the hard parts. Which could mess your kids up.

...not that they probably wouldn't get messed up in some way or another, given how things go, but still.

... I'd prefer to do the early parts elsewhere, where there aren't so many people.

Eh, I consider the "messed up" a feature, not a bug.

I suppose that's fine, just so long as you don't skip them entirely. Formative years are important, you know.

Well, to be fair, it can be. But it can also be a very, very bad thing. Spoiled, sadistic, or just so closed off that they can't function among others, or maybe even a danger to themselves.

My main concern and this is nothing on Souha or anyone else, consider that my children would be part me, and have that power.

... What's wrong with spoiled or sadistic.

...that is a fair concern. Probably better to have them learn control before introducing the squishies.

Spoiled depends on degree, but you yourself know how isolating it can be... plus, just look at Moeko.

Sadistic is pretty bad in general. If they learn to control it it's not bad, but it can go bad places very easily.

Yes. I'd prefer to take them off world, but I'll be talking to Souha about that.

... I think I turned out pretty well despite being spoiled.

Sadism without love or compassion is always terrible, no one would argue that, Erland. But it isn't always a negative trait.

... I want to have a child.

I just want to make sure you don't. Adopt more children I don't know about, anytime soon.

... You do?

... I suppose that's fair enough. I should drag you off to get to know them.

Yes! It's just, well.

You keep picking up "kids" and it makes me a little hesitant to really want to have a child, since it really is bad enough that I don't really. Know the ones you have.

I mean one of them actually doubted I was married to you at all, so...

... Then we'll start doing that.

You have three foster daughters.

I know there's Saikou... Who are the other two? One was very sour and dark.

Wakahisa, Akae, also known as Kurosawa, Akuma. She likes gothic, morbid, sour clothing or dark kimonos. She hates the living and writes gothic styled period lesbian stories.

The other is Euphemia the Entangler Witch, of the Illusion Witches. Also known as Euphie. She's very cold emotionally, but fairly pleasant and smart.

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... Sounds like I'd at least like Euphemia, at least...

... Or at least get along with her. I think Akae's the one I met before at your party, who chased me away, so...

Akae has calmed down.

I'll introduce them to you, then.

In the mean time, I think we should have you stick around as a boy for a while, if you know what I mean.

... Yes.

Might be a good idea.

Which.

Keeping me as a boy for a while.

And around.

Yes.

You're going to be dragged around, Mister and Misses.

Fine, fine.

I don't mind, as long as it means I'm kept a bit more. In the loop about who's around, anymore.

Then you shouldn't read so much.

My theses can't be that fascinating.