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You know, I've always wondered how humans perceive the Different Dimension.

'sides that, I feel like talking about stuff, so ask me stuff, and I'll answer it.

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I always assumed it was kind of like equal parts Escher-esque landscape and Lovecrafian Horrorville.

...Do you or Moeko have any plans for me in the future considering I'm sort of a "bodyguard for life".

It is, but I wonder how you process it, since your brains probably can't stand Non-Euclidean Geometries that well.

Well, I want you to guard my body. And Shiroko's body.

...That's a good question. I don't think I've ever really seen the Different Dimension but in the cards. I guess the way we'd process it is just try and... fill in the blanks? So with those kind of geometries, our brains would try to force us to look at it like it's a shape we can process.

Yeah, I think I've got that part down, at least. I guess I was just wondering if you had any sort of long-term plans, considering how long I'll likely be sticking around.

"Shape we can process" is what I'm curious about.

Like. What?

Like. Three dimensional shapes. Or various optical illusions if it's really alien.

...I dunno, really. I just assumed you had some plan.

Yes. I get that. I'm concerned about the what, not the how.

I have a million plans.

Oh. I dunno. I'd have to actually take a look at the Different Dimension myself to find out.

...True. I guess revealing them would ruin the surprised, huh.

I could do that for you.

Not really. They're just very dumb.

It seems like it'd be something very interesting to try.

And ah, yeah. I get how that goes.

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You could say that.

Most of my plans are really how to make girls look smooth and shiny and wear pretty dresses.

I'm down for it if you are, just figure out when I need to clear my schedule.

I'm all for that, and you know it.

Okie dokie.

And most girls are, too.

To makes sure I don't get bored.

...Well, I'd hope you wouldn't get bored. Though I'm not sure how I'll accomplish that...

Simple. Get used to being my ragdoll!

Ah, jeez, that kind of stuff, huh...?

Well, I guess if you're perfect for the role, you don't turn it down...

I need something to do.

And what role?

Everyone's gotta have a hobby, I suppose.

And you know, being a punching bag. I'm good at that.

My hobby is being a loan shark.

I don't need a punching bag! I need someone to take my stress out on!

....So, a punching bag.

A punching bag sounds like I want to hurt you. I don't.

Hah, I don't think you could if you tried, you know. I'm used to being thrown about.

I'm saying, cockwad, you've got the wrong impression of me!

Well I can't imagine you'd be finding stress relief from anything other tan tormenting me, so what's the difference?

Tormenting isn't me wanting to harm you, you clydesdale!

Yeah yeah, I'll believe it when I see it, ya goofball.

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