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[thefifthmonarch]

So I realized something.

WATER Attribute aligned girls tend to be lithe and waifish pretty.

FIRE Attribute girls are very buxom, from my experience.

I think I must do science to find out if there's a correlation going on here.

Comments

[keepersouha]

... What made you come to this conclusion.

[thefifthmonarch]

Observations of friends and family.

The Ice/Water People are all waifs.

The Fire girls are all Va Voom. Just look around.

[keepersouha]

I never really noticed.

... I don't know if I even naturally count under "va voom" when I'm female...

[thefifthmonarch]

Like I said. We have to do science:

"How does elemental alignment affect the body".

[keepersouha]

Well, we'd have to look at how anyone's naturally developed with an elemental alignment...

[thefifthmonarch]

Making the Samasus ideal.

[keepersouha]

Yes, they would be. Hmm.

[thefifthmonarch]

Hrm.

Also be a good chance to see what male sexual characteristics stand out due to this.

[keepersouha]

I guess it's only fair, if you'd be looking at girls, too.

[thefifthmonarch]

I am a gender equality botherer.

[becomeanwarrior]

...So where does that leave the rest of the elemental affinities?

[thefifthmonarch]

No clue.

If I had to make a guess...

WIND would likely have a disposition to being free spirited, sporty, and airheaded.

EARTH would be sturdy, reserved, and long term thinking. Probably muscular/thicker.

DARK strikes me as manipulative, and thus likely curvaeous or at least alluring.

LIGHT. Dunno. I just see bubbleheads and unfunny justice people.

[becomeanwarrior]

...I'm wondering if I count as Dark, I've had Gigantech for like.... what, a few years now?

I wouldn't call myself manipulative, though...!

[thefifthmonarch]

Anti-Hero for guys. I was thinking girls.

[becomeanwarrior]

Oh, right, you would. That makes sense.

...Wait, I'm an Anti-Hero!?