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[thefifthmonarch]

It's so pleasent to be talking to other royals now. This King Van der Aart fellow really makes my blood burn. I mean, I've never enjoyed things like this before. They always seem so... flippant to me before. But I feel so much more of adult now that I talk to him.

Pity he's so hung up on that Kirihana peasent. I mean, he's trying to breed outside of proper blood. How sad. Why would he stoop so low.

And Ami, please clean up that mess, dahling.

So... how are the rest of you?

Comments

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... What are you doing. Masturbating?

[thunderkind.livejournal.com]

...what?! No!

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

And now you're getting Fellatio?

[token-l.livejournal.com]

Of course he is. /o/

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... v_v;

[token-l.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, you can still have a piece of me if you want, Princess.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

I don't do commoners. It makes me break out.

[token-l.livejournal.com]

So you do have STDs.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

No. I mean it makes me break out in ZITS. >>;

[token-l.livejournal.com]

Oh. It's still fine to do it then, baby? |<

Besides, I'm not a commoner. I'm married to the cute doofus who thought fellatio was a non-sexual activity :Db

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

And he's a commoner due to rejection of blood. I'll still break out. \< Apologies, wench.

[token-l.livejournal.com]

Bloodlines say nothing. A "commoner" can act like "royalty" and vice versa. Besides, I'm sure every woman's PMS blood symbolizes all the same.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Blood is important. You can act like royalty, but you MUST be married or born into the system to royal truly.

... Ick.

[token-l.livejournal.com]

And if you had to marry an over-weight hairy hick man who was in fact royalty, would you do it?

Locked to the lesbian

[xmirrormirrorx.livejournal.com]

Go back to Sappho. She's mine.

Re: Locked to the lesbian

[token-l.livejournal.com]

Is she really? Then why are you privating only to me? |D

Re: Locked to the lesbian

[xmirrormirrorx.livejournal.com]

To preserve my lady's dignity. You, evidently, know nothing of honour.

Re: Locked to the lesbian

[token-l.livejournal.com]

There's no dignity or honor. It's all love and hate (and sex too).

Re: Locked to the lesbian

[xmirrormirrorx.livejournal.com]

Yes. With me. Not you.

Do you understand? And no, I don't do threesomes.

Re: Locked to the lesbian

[token-l.livejournal.com]

You're a little stiff, you know that? Relax, genius. -3-

Re: Locked to the lesbian

[xmirrormirrorx.livejournal.com]

I'm a teenage male, of course I'm stiff. Insolent whelp.

[thunderkind.livejournal.com]

What is that, one of Chronos-sensei's Italian words? o_O

[token-l.livejournal.com]

....

[thunderkind.livejournal.com]

..........................................................

..........what?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... Yes.

::Rubs head:: I need Aspirin