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It's so pleasent to be talking to other royals now. This King Van der Aart fellow really makes my blood burn. I mean, I've never enjoyed things like this before. They always seem so... flippant to me before. But I feel so much more of adult now that I talk to him.

Pity he's so hung up on that Kirihana peasent. I mean, he's trying to breed outside of proper blood. How sad. Why would he stoop so low.

And Ami, please clean up that mess, dahling.

So... how are the rest of you?

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To my knowledge, horses don't drink soda.

Furthermore, that's not how the saying goes, the real one doesn't mention 'soda'.

Hence why you can't make it drink soda.

Then the original has no point.

That's stupid. The point of the original saying, is that you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. In other words, you can lead someone to what they need, but you can't make then accept it.

My version's funnier.

Besides, to the point, just because I'm thinking, doesn't mean I'm still not a snotty obnoxious preppy bitch out of her mind.

Not really.

I can tell.

You're a stick in the mud.

Smart girl. Your hair is a mess.

You're simply not funny.

It's not.

We are funny. You're just a stick in the mud.

It is a mess.

You're not funny. Wordplay, the unexpected, those sorts of things can be funny. Simply making a saying into something stupidly nonsensical isn't funny.

It's not a mess.

It can be if you have a good enough funny bone.

It looks like a centipede's living on your head.

No one would find that funny.

... That's stupid as well.

::Points at Samasu Shikou::

It looks like a centipede gnawing at your head.

... Don't believe I've met him.

So you're blind as well as everything else.

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