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... um... er... ... sorry.

::So Noriko, probably before this shit happened to her, got you guys gifts. Let's see what they are.

Jinn, these are a bunch of books on Cryptids, OOParts, Atlantis, Lemuria, etc.

Susan, you got some shitty granite wizard statues, magic themed pajamas and slippers and a list of single nuclear physicist-Olympian-model-medical doctors.

Onni, this is a book called "Why Trans-Humanism and The Singularity are Hipster Fads". And a bunch of pictures of Shiroko as a Dragon Girl and a Fox Girl.

Shikou, you got a book on how to handle Poly-amorous Relationships. And Sword Polish. And Hair Conditioner. And a book called "So you've been turned into a woman.

Souha, these are sketches of your wife's insides as done by herself and previous doctors, as well as a compiled medical report. And a foil of that cool Cockatrice-Basilisk Monster.

Suguru, some nice perfumes, some fancy chocolates. And a figurine of Ultimate Insect LV7.

Sanshi, an IOU for whatever you want.

Shian, a note saying you're free to go wherever you want and for helping her so much despite her crazy requests. And a pair of tickets to South Korea for early next year.

Sadame, a scrapbook of everything she could find on your brother and your son, and one else related. And owl themed clothes.

Saikou, a variety of pretty dresses.

Sekuta, an IOU for private consultation.

Juudai, an action figure of Magma Neos, and a compiled report of People and Spirits whose lives have been improved by you.

Saiga, a bunch of compilations of various Comic Series you like.::