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[thefifthmonarch]

I apologize to anyone who was in need of an appointment with me. It seems something happened, but I do seem to be in my right state of mind. So those who need to visit me for appointments or meet me just for someone to talk to... buzz me. My door is always open.

Comments

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

So hypothetically, let's say someone got a gun that turns people into stereotypes, and a really confusing manual.

Would there be a "for dummies" version of the manual?

[Private to Jean]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

e,e Possibly. What do I get in exchange?

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

....

10 bucks.

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[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

c,c Not enough, Bimbo.

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

God fine, 15.

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[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

For 15 dollars, I'll direct you to Gokaido Houzan and tell you how to give him head. e,e Try more, bimbo.

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

I'm not paying more than 15 dollars for a book!

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[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Then enjoy the hard manual. c,c

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

God, fine.

what do i need to give you?

Re: [Private to Jean]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Good question.

What besides Money can you offer, Grave?

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

More money?

Free sex?

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[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

...

Money, don't need it.

Don't need sex.

Give me something I can find interest or use in.

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Playset of the Red-Eyes Black Dragon?

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[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... Don't need cards.

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

.....

I have too many holes in my head to offer you that.

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[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

What? No trinkets or war trophies? ?.?

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

I kind of like my head how it is right now.

..and I think it might stop working if there's another tentacle hole in it.

Re: [Private to Jean]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

I mean.

You don't have anything exotic I might be interested in?

Though, if you can't pay in trinkets, you can pay with your body.

But not with sex.

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Uhh. The Daemon has a couple of duel spirit essences laying around.

Or the gun itself. But you know, I need that.

..How else do you pay with your body?

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[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Essences such as?

Work.

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Cards. Psychic Lifetrancer. Hyper Psycho Gunner.

..ew, work.

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[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Those'll do. Anything I should be warned about before trading for them?

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Uh. if you break them the Daemon'd probably be mad, I guess.

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[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Break them?

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Break them. I dunno how you'd do that, but you know. that'd be bad.d

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[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Define Break.

And what's the condition of these essences?

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

..make them not..work? I don't know how it works.

They've been in..sleeves in a binder in a box under my bed?

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[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Ah! Cards. Personalities or just the residual power/forms/shells of Duel Spirits?

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

...

second thing I think.

Re: [Private to Jean]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

K.

Where shall we meet?

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[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

..God, you people need warehouses.

Your office.

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[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Never. K.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

...

That's a nice excuse for it.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Excuse?

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

Excuse.

For what you already went and did.

Not like I should care, really, but hey, as long as you can cover your own tracks...

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

And you are?

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... Samasu, Suguru. Just some damn bimbo floozy that you went and slept with.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

I don't sleep with students, Ms. Samasu.

Would you like to talk about it? You seem upset.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... Maybe.

Part of me is pretty much saying that I should stay as far away as possible, but... Hey, why not? Not like anything worse could happen.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Worse?

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

Yeah, worse.

I mean, you already killed my pride. What more could happen?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

...?

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... I guess I'll be by.

Eventually. Depends on if I can summon up enough care to even do so.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't you care?

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

Because I apparently can't care about anything other than "getting some", as you put it.

Not like I can even do that right.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... When did I say that?

You should come over, Ms. Samasu. You seem... out of it, and I should do a psychological evaluation.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

Less than two days ago, now.

Like I said, I'll come by. When I can.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Uh. Huh.