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You know how painful it is to chip a nail or stub your toe?

Doing it while doing a jello-less catfight with two angels. Ten times worse.

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... Wha... Two angels?

Why were you fighting two angels?

Because they dive bombed me and started... either fondling me or strip searching me. I can't tell which.

... Oh, dear... Did they take anything from you?

Dunno. I think not. Though I lost a very nice skirt/blouse combination from them slashing at me.

That's still...

... They didn't happen to be... Fallen angels, correct?

Well. Yes. Yes they were.

One would expect they would be. Since. They were. You know. Marie the Fallen One and Reficule.

You didn't mention that... Which is why I had to ask.

But... That's troublesome. Extremely so...

That sounds uncomfortable.

It's extremely so on pavement. Even a little mud would of been nice.

Yes. And they kept squawking about "WHERE ARE THEY!?".

... Do you know what they were even speaking of?

..Did you win?

I. Don't. Know.

... I have two guesses. No, you don't get the first. The second is 3 cards I own.

... Ah.

That's... That's just wonderful.

Those are kept safe, correct? Don't state where you keep them, just say "yes" or "no".

...

Well, what exactly happened.

I keep them safe in the safest place I know.

... Good.

Still, that's troublesome to hear...

Darklord Asmodeus as an Englishman threatened me and said he'd shake me up if I didn't cough up the Sangenma. I didn't. Now I'm being harassed by his two call girls.

..No I mean in the fight, so I can determine who won.

Aggravated all over the place, huh?

I'm honestly surprised that you were attacked, though... and that you didn't deflect them immediately...

...then again, I suppose there's something to be said for the element of surprise.

Quite. And I liked those clothes too.

Heck yes. And for groping and pulling hair, yes there's an element of surprise.

Do you read or watch porn, dear?

No, I'm 14.

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