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[thefifthmonarch]

You know how painful it is to chip a nail or stub your toe?

Doing it while doing a jello-less catfight with two angels. Ten times worse.

Comments

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

... Wha... Two angels?

Why were you fighting two angels?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Because they dive bombed me and started... either fondling me or strip searching me. I can't tell which.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

... Oh, dear... Did they take anything from you?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Dunno. I think not. Though I lost a very nice skirt/blouse combination from them slashing at me.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

That's still...

... They didn't happen to be... Fallen angels, correct?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Well. Yes. Yes they were.

One would expect they would be. Since. They were. You know. Marie the Fallen One and Reficule.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

That sounds uncomfortable.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

It's extremely so on pavement. Even a little mud would of been nice.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

..Did you win?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

I. Don't. Know.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

Well, what exactly happened.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Darklord Asmodeus as an Englishman threatened me and said he'd shake me up if I didn't cough up the Sangenma. I didn't. Now I'm being harassed by his two call girls.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Aggravated all over the place, huh?

I'm honestly surprised that you were attacked, though... and that you didn't deflect them immediately...

...then again, I suppose there's something to be said for the element of surprise.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Heck yes. And for groping and pulling hair, yes there's an element of surprise.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...I hope no one was callous enough to video tape the scene.

Because I imagine it was quite a... spectacle for those not directly involved.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... I 'unno.

... Yes. Yes it was.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...it doesn't bother you?

... I guess I should hope it wasn't in a particularly public place, then?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... This sort of thing happens.

... It was entirely public.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

'm sure it's terrible.

Y'a'right?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Yes. And it's entirely painful.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... Theeen 'm takin' it that y'aren't doin' so well.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

I chipped a nail. I had just made it just the way I liked it, too.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... 'm certain that's a tragedy. It's only by m' shame that I dunno how t' do manicures, or else 'd totally be able t' help ya.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

Fallen Angels. Awesome.

At least they didn't get what they wanted...

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Pretty much.

Now you be good and don't get into trouble.