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I don't think it's possible to gain a negative amount of sales, but here I am and it's happening.

As y'accountant I think I need t' ask what th' hell is happenin'.

We released "Sad Girl: Chapter 1: Descent", which is 120 minutes of me in a white chair in a white room, eating vanilla ice cream and sobbing.

okay first of all, i need a new table.

i think i just made a dent on it, and it hurts.

second of all what the hell are you thinking of course you're gonna lose goddamn money on that.

The world needs to feel my sorrow and pain. I am an artiste.

And I do pay you enough for tables, last I checked.

yes but

you do realize

you lose money on crap like this, right? i mean you might have an insane amount of money but this is still business we're talking about

Why would I lose money! It' artistically significant work!

negative sales means you are losing money goddamnit my head hurts worse trying to explain this

But I can't have negative sales. You can only have sales or no sales, not anti-sales! But I'm getting anti-sales!

exactly

you are losing money

i am gonna go lay down now ow

How!? Anti-sales aren't even a thing that can exist!

Okay m' heads better.

Y'say they can't exist, but far as 'm hearin' an' you're seein', y'are. An' it's you, if anti-sales were t' exist at all, 'm not surprised y'would be th' source.

Anti-sales mean that y'ain't gainin' any money-- that... thing y'produced is actually costin' t' just exist, far as I can see.

Y'should seriously reconsider this series.

Why? It's an extremely important emotional, philosophical, and moral work. If anything, it means I should push it harder.

I think th' evidence 'f anti-sales means people ain't gonna buy it.

An' 'riko, 'm gonna be straight with ya.

120 minutes 'f ya in a room sobbin' an' eatin' ice cream's just self-indulgence, not philosophical, moral, or even at all emotional.

Well it's the first in a series. Obviously the later ones are going to be deeper and more informative. But the first one is important! It sets the tone and the dialogue for the rest of the series.

... so, y'mean.

Absolutely no dialogue, an' completely soul-shatterin' depressin'?

Yeah, no one's gonna buy it, 'riko.

The later ones will have dialogue. But they need to see the first video first.

Also, Sad Girl: Chapter 2: Descend Further is in pre-production. It will be 2 hours of me laying in bed, softly weeping, while staring at the ceiling. The current estimated budget is 1 Billion Yen.

... okay. i just hit my head again.

i am just gonna go over here.

and make sure all of my funds are secure, and then mourn.

call me when you get some goddamn sanity back.

I am perfectly sane.

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