thefifthmonarch | (no subject)

You ever have a day where you mispronounce a word or two and you lose a huge major investment? Yeah, I had one of those...

Finished my contractual obligations with Sad Girl. Tried to ship the copies to Siberia, but. Apparently the plane became too cheap on the way over and fell apart.

On the other hand, I'm looking into getting rights from I2 to produce Gren Maju Da Eiza plush dolls, because that would be awesome. And I think kid friendly.

And what the hell happened with that Beryl vs New World Duel. I was betting, literally, on Beryl winning.

[Private to Sanshi, Shian, and Sadame]
Any of you know how to make money kick, I apparently lost a lot of money in the last month or so, and I need to make more..!

Also, be aware, I'm hearing rumors that the Supreme Fiscal Court of the 12 Dimensions might be looking into me, but it's all hearsay at the moment.

Also, apparently a Private Holding Corporation called Paradox Holdings just invested in Black Velvet Enterprises, and I'm currently looking to see what's going on there.

Shian, you are not to fall in love with Jinn.

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... wait wait.

What's that last thing there.

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Shian keeps trying to do the hot and nasty with Jinn Naoma, because she's a slutty jezebel.

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... what.

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What do you mean what? She's pathetically in love with the cretin.

Also, do you think pandering to Otakus would be smart? How about female ones?

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Th' "she" part is kinda where 'm extremely confused at.

... I dunno, otaku kinda tend t' get jilted a lot in th' market. It's really niche, too.

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I turned her into a girl to punish them for causing Jinn and Kouji to break up, and for losing his Duel with Team Heaven and Earth since we WERE bankrolling his team.

So? At least they buy it. And to be honest, I'm kind of enjoying being one at the moment.

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... so they ain't a girl in th' first place, right?

Juuuust gonna tell ya, 'riko, just cause y'enjoy bein' one right now don't mean it's th' best route.

... y'know, kinda like how I pointed out b'fore that y'Sad Girl stuff was gonna make ya lose money.

[Private to Sanshi]
I could always go and fix it, but no. They're a boy in the body of a dainty curvy soft small thing.

But there's an entire market of niche goods to them! How can this possibly fail. I did research this time..!

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... okay, good.

Well, think 'f it like this:

On one hand, y'have th' niche crowd. They're willin' t' pay a lot, but there's a really small 'mount 'f people in that crowd, an' as a result, any products made f' 'em are made with a really limited amount. It's hard t' find stuff that gets printed t' over 100,000 copies, an' they're really judgin'.

On th' other hand, y'have th' general crowd. While they won't pay as much f' things, there's gonna be a LOT more people that'll be in y'market, an' y'can print more things in bulk.

If y'want, y'should try t' figure out stuff that'll appeal t' th' general crowd.

I mean, I dunno, maybe even th' Duel Monster plushes idea would actually be pretty good, since duelin' is really important in th' world.

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The general crowd is lame, being part of not the general crowd is better.

... How about an entire line of horror themed Monster plushes?

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... I think you'd have t' try t' make 'em cute.

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I'm thinking Super Deformed/Chibi versions of things like Dark Necrofear and the like. Maybe even a Yubel doll. They'd be adorable!

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I am not going to dignify the last thing.

Sadame wants to say that there's always a choice of abusing lotteries and bets with his abilities, but he says that is also "morally despicable to abuse the timeline in such a fashion, if used too much."

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And why is that a bad thing if we use it to our benefit.

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He's saying something about time stability and preferable routes for the future and making no sense to me.

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I'm not following. Tell him to do something to generate some income, because we are losing money, and I'd really prefer to keep Judgeman and Hysteric Fairy off my ass.

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Fine, fine. I'll help him figure out a good way about it.

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Good. Because I think the Fairy has it out for me.