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So, out 50 Million Yen and I learned an extremely valuable lesson:

Don't start a business for raising Sea Monkeys. The Sea Monkeys are in fact, not underwater Merman Monkeys.

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If I faint an' hit m' head on somethin', 'm blamin' ya an' 'xpectin' ya t' take care 'f th' hospital bill.

It seemed like a smart business decision at the time! Everyone loves sea monsters and monkeys! Why not put them together!

And of course I'd take care of the hospital bill, you doofus!

Bad decisions do not make good business, 'riko.

And that was a pretty bad decision.

I didn't know it was a bad decision! It seemed like a good simple pet project, at the time, to generate some revenue for what I lost, gawd. How am I supposed to know a Sea Monkey is a friggin' Brine Shrimp!?

Google it.

I forgot how to use Google when Suguru announced her wedding plans.

Then get an adviser or somethin'!

But then they'd try to stop innovation and make me Looten Plunder!

It'd be better than investin' 50 million yen int' Sea Monkeys, 'riko.

I TOLD YOU WHY I DID IT. PEOPLE LIKE LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR AND MONKEYS. THEM COMBINED CANNOT FAIL.

....

I feel bad for melonhead.

Melonhead?

That's what I call Sanshi now.

What wait.

Why.

I dunno.

Shouldn't there be a reason b'hind weird names though!?

It just struck me so I'm going with it.

Why?

iono.

He doesn't seem melony or booby, though.

Well, I said I dunno.

Obviously you're channeling me.

What makes you say that.

Just seems sudden, shallow, and insistent.

Well.

It is.

And those are traits of mine: Being shallow, sudden, and insistent.

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