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It occurs to me that the Ultimate Obedient Fiend was probably some sort of Ifrit, Djinn, or Genie.

... I hope this doesn't mean I wake up one day, tied to a lamp, wearing see-through harem clothes.

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...honestly I can't help but think you'd get a kick out of something like that.

...for the first day or so, anyway.

For the first 3 minutes.

I really hope that doesn't come back to bite me in the ass.

...it probably will.

Though, try and think of all the 'I dream of Jeanie'-esque antics you could get into if it happened.

I suppose that's a thing. But I do like Monkey Paw-ing things.

Well, that's kind of asking for it, when you put it like that, don't you think?

Hey, people should learn to be better with arguing things.

So don't complain when karma comes back to bite you for it.

Why should I have to suffer for others' greed, negligence, and blithering incompetence!?

...because you neglected to inform them for the sake of your own avarice?

Why should I inform them? I might not even have a chance to inform them.

It's more pointing out that you had greed and negligence in that example as well.

Incompetence... it really depends on the situation, and wouldn't be right for me to accuse you of such.

I should not be responsible for people, unless they're children, they should know better and even then, children have a fairly good idea of things.

..I should see if there are any spells that can do that..

..For research purposes.

... Do what.

Bind you to a magic lamp.

whywouldyoudothat!?

It'd be funny for a day or two.

And then it would be awful! I'd be traded around to weird men leering at me!

Only until someone wished you to be free.

That never happens, except in Alladin.

Someone would.

Eventually.

Oh hey there is a spell, huh.

SUSAN DERAY, IF YOU DARE CAST IT UPON ME, WHEN I GET FREE, I WILL GO BACK IN TIME AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE SUZIE DDRAY!

Oh come on, think of it like a vacation.

And you can consider my option a vacation from yourself.

Oh relax, I won't trap you in a magic lamp.

Good. Because lamps suck, and so does you with blonde hair and a minidress.

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