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[thefifthmonarch]

So I have a request. Who would like to try and help one of my daughters be more of a lady and less batshit insane. Yes, you would be paid for it.

Also I am getting tired of sneaking around Skull Servants trying to serve me outrageous debts.

Private to Shian
You're going to have a friend with you at Duel Academy.

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[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Private to Noriko

Goddamnit, what? Who.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Private to Shian
Acchan~

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Private to Noriko

... Whooo....?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Private to Shian
http://imajin-all-the.livejournal.com

Adoptive daughter. Wakahisa Akae. 'Birth' Name: Kurosawa Akuma. Adoptive sister to Isabel Marias and Hikari Misogi.

She's damaged goods all the way down.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

[Private to Noriko]

Oh goddamnit no.

There is literally nothing you can do to convince me to be within arm's reach of that girl. Shove her onto Sadame instead.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

[Private to Shian]
How would you feel if I rescinded any ability she has to give you orders?

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

[Private to Noriko]

What the hell, she has that ability in the first place?!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...Why are Skull Servants trying to deliver you debts?

This is why you read what you sign.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Because they own a ridiculous number of banks and what not they shouldn't have gotten control over. And they're claiming debts I swear I cleared.

I do read! I'm an extremely good reader! I have an entire library and I'm notorious for Faustian pacts!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

This is why you get receipts when you pay off debts.

You're sure you got rid of all those 'crying girl' DVDs or whatever?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

All but one.

In a box.

In the depths of the ocean. Surrounded by concrete

And of course I keep receipts. They say they're not valid because the bank refuses to acknowledge it as valid, 'cuz they're Skull Servants hurr hurr, and "we know everything, and you smell funny, so your receipts don't count, hurr durr."

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..Well.

What's the worst that can happen. It's only money.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Oh right. You haven't been around here for that.

Skull Servants and large stocks of cash are extremely bad. Jinn. In their hands, Money isn't just money.

Why aren't you and Kouji talking again.

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

Paying bills is for suckers, I agree.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Paying bills to all-devouring black hole loan sharks is stupid.

So why aren't you paying bills, Susan.

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

They get paid out of Endymion's treasury.

Something about cultural exchange and it being super important for me to be here and not there.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... that seems like a super specific excuse.

Are you sure they don't hate you or something?

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

Why would they hate me.

I pioneered an unprecedented agreement of cooperation between us and Madolce Kingdom

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Don't you tend to act like an insane spoiled god queen with power?

...

As in the candy kingdom?

[rayofspeed.livejournal.com]

I think I took on that job without even knowing about it.
Well, I'll see what I can do. Girl looks like she could use a hug, poor thing.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

One word of warning.

She can materialize a scythe twice the size of her body and swing it around without any impediments.

Can you handle that?

[rayofspeed.livejournal.com]

... where'd she learn to do that?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Somewhere in... October 2008, I think?

[rayofspeed.livejournal.com]

Well, whatever. I'll just dodge.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Good luck.

But she really could use a friend.

Also someone to beat her up on that whole racial/Japan is #1 crap.