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I AM GOING TO KILL THOSE TWO BIMBOS.

EUSEBIUS, SHIKOU, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!?

... And I'm pretty sure there's a small blonde girl standing at my gates.

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Lug-headed asshole.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how bitter you are.

And I can't hear you over how muffled you come out with your head stuffed up your own ass.

Oh please, tell me about the monsters and how humanity needs to catch up or something.

You know there's this girl I should hook you up with, she's a fucking lunatic too.

Is she hot?

Yeah I guess.

You should know, you know her.

Y'know. Eve.

... Who's Eve?

Is she hot or cute or hot-cute?

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the last one.

She's a cute redhead who wants to murder you and is cold and rants about monsters.

Sounds hot. You should fix that personality though. Sounds terrible.

...Noriko you know who this is.

Think about the limit of your powers right now, and people you know.

...

Nope, isn't ringing a bell. Is it Shiroko?

Oh boy, yes, a recommendation of a hook-up from you of all people, what a surprise. Look at how completely shocked I am that you immediately default to that for all solutions.

Well I dunno, when I know two lunatics going on about humanity and monsters and how Noriko secretly plans to smush all of mankind into her tits I make connections.

You're just still mad over Kouji.

I am not still mad over Kouji, get over yourself, you dumb shit.

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