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[thefifthmonarch]

I AM GOING TO KILL THOSE TWO BIMBOS.

EUSEBIUS, SHIKOU, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!?

... And I'm pretty sure there's a small blonde girl standing at my gates.

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[beastkingnaoma]

You totally owe me one free whatever I want by the way.

I don't know any tiny blonde girls.

[thefifthmonarch]

YES YES, ONCE I KILL THOSE TWO AND THE WITCHES AND WHY AREN'T THEY EXPLODED YET.

I AM VERY ANGRY, YES.

[beastkingnaoma]

I blew up their bank!

Then I fixed you.

I've been busy.

..Those two? You know them?

[thefifthmonarch]

o. So how much trouble was it fixing me and blowing the bank up?

WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T I KNOW THEM!?

[beastkingnaoma]

I dunno, not much.

It was valuable time I could have spent being a degenerate, I guess.

...Cause they. have masks on?

[becomeanwarrior]

Oh. So you're back to normal, now.

[thefifthmonarch]

... I thought you died.

[becomeanwarrior]

Same, actually.

Or died in every way that mattered.

Funny how that works out.

[thefifthmonarch]

"Died in every way that mattered"?

[observershikou]

Oh good you're fixed--

... What do you mean?

[thefifthmonarch]

What do I mean what.

[observershikou]

What do you mean by the "what are you two doing"?

In case you cannot tell Noriko, I am in the dark.

[thefifthmonarch]

Your wife/mistress/girlfriend/whatever with the less impressive rack is gallivanting in cosplay with her sister, attacking people with a shitty magic camera. Cosplay out of a bad Toku.

... I'm 95% it's her. There's no one else who acts like those two.

[pureplainpatron]

...oh, you're back to normal.

[thefifthmonarch]

... What's with that disapproving, nose-turned up look.

[pureplainpatron]

You were kind of cute like that.

...it was weird as hell, but still. Things were pretty quiet.

Anyhow, what are you yelling at me for?

[thefifthmonarch]

... That is not cute, that is horrifying! D:

... And uh. Your wife is trying to do something incredibly stupid while wearing shitty cosplay.

[thefrozenstorm]

... Oh, good. You're back to normal, now.

Please fix what you did to Adam, Noriko.

[thefifthmonarch]

... I don't remember what I did except scream girlishly.

[thefrozenstorm]

You turned him into a woman.

[thefifthmonarch]

...

I'm trying to see the problem here, and none is coming.

[keepersouha]

... ooh, you got fixed from what happened?

How? Did someone get that camera for you?

[thefifthmonarch]

Jinn.

... Also it was sweet for you to try and get it. >:

I want to smack something up.

... Did he fix you?

[keepersouha]

Nope~, thank you for giving me a name to focus on, dear.

And I try.

[thefifthmonarch]

... Focus on?

Well, certain someones are going to get snuggled tonight.