[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::So wherever you are other person, Noriko has just suddenly appeared in your personal space and looks around, shouting "YOSH!" or "YATTA!" or some variation.::

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[thefifthmonarch]

Mama's got some of her power back! ::Giggling and tittering as she looks around.::

[memoryistime]

Oh. Oh. Okay. DON'T SHOW UP OUT OF NOWHERE GODDAMNIT. *throws a remote or something at Noriko's head*

[thefifthmonarch]

::WHOCK, screaming like a little girl and then huffs and yells.::

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOUR MISTRESS FOR BEING HAPPY SHE CAN MAKE THE UNIVERSE MOVE TO HER ACCORD, and move very quickly around places again and the whole point, Shian IS I can show up out of nowhere again!

[memoryistime]

Yeah well I prefer you not showing up out of nowhere! You're just going to freak people out and cause this!

[thefifthmonarch]

Shian, this is a good thing.

[memoryistime]

Not to me.

I am already needing to be wary of your off-shoot appearing out of nowhere.

[thefifthmonarch]

Shian.

What has your mistress been lacking recently.

[memoryistime]

Power yes I know but I still don't want you showing up out of nowhere right now!

[thefifthmonarch]

WILL YOU BE HAPPY FOR ONCE!? THIS IS A GOOD THING.

[memoryistime]

Fine god yes I am happy.

Can you please not give me a heart attack.

[thefifthmonarch]

... I will try. Would you like wine from anywhere while I'm able to do this?

[memoryistime]

... sure. yes. Red wine. Straight from Italy.

[thefifthmonarch]

Okie day.

>::Poof.::

[memoryistime]

*... seems to calm down at Noriko's current lack of presence, easing themselves from behind the chair*

[thefifthmonarch]

::And suddenly an expensive red wine is in front of you. Attached to a bimbette.::

[memoryistime]

*yelps when you show up, backing off.*

[thefifthmonarch]

... I got you wine...?

[memoryistime]

... er... Thanks.

*takes the wine, trying to calm their breathing*

[thefifthmonarch]

Anything else you'd like?

[memoryistime]

... can you fix me yet or do the witches still need to explode.

[thefifthmonarch]

... You are fixed. I am quite sure you were meant to be a girl if it wasn't for the Fiend.

[memoryistime]

Goddamnit no I wasn't!

Thirty! Years! Of not having any issues like this!

[thefifthmonarch]

You clean yourself like a girl. You drink like a lush girl. You screech like a girl. You cook like a girl

[memoryistime]

You only say that because you seem to find it impossible for a guy to have any of those traits.

[thefifthmonarch]

No guy has those traits.