[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::So wherever you are other person, Noriko has just suddenly appeared in your personal space and looks around, shouting "YOSH!" or "YATTA!" or some variation.::

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"Mhm. Probably, pretty thing."

[thefifthmonarch]

Pretty thing?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..The more I'm around you the prettier you seem."

[thefifthmonarch]

... Jinn, are you okay?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Why wouldn't I be."

[thefifthmonarch]

I dunno. You seem off recently.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..How so."

[thefifthmonarch]

I dunno. You seem. Off. It's like a Jinn imposter trying to be Jinn who is really Jinn.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..In what way am I off."

[thefifthmonarch]

What do I look like, a professional doctor?

[beastkingnaoma]

...

Uh.

Yes.

Missy Therapist Pants.

[thefifthmonarch]

Since when am I a therapist!?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Since you wear a white coat and put people on couches!"

[thefifthmonarch]

...

::Stares, as if trying to remember something.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Noriko you work as a counselor for the Academy. Remember."

[thefifthmonarch]

... I thought my job was Bikini Inspector. Are you sure I'm a counselor?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Yes. Noriko."

[thefifthmonarch]

How are you sure?

[beastkingnaoma]

"You've given me therapy before."

[thefifthmonarch]

::Tries to recall this. She seems to be drawing a blank::

Bikini Inspectors don't give therapy...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...It's why you wear a fancy white coat."

[thefifthmonarch]

I wear it to trick girls.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..For what."

[thefifthmonarch]

To prove I am a professional inspector.

[beastkingnaoma]

"....Your traded your power for your brain."