thefifthmonarch | (no subject)

What.

Suguru's yelling at me to stop some alien that called her widey mc fat butt.

What alien called her widey mcfatbutt?

Some twerp.

I assume it's Yuri doing something stupid.

All I know is apparently this abductor would likely consider Shiroko the only not fat girl in the city.

...That's weird.

They're weird.

Also by obligation this means you have to bring me along to apprehend suspects and give them a long winded rant about why what they're doing is bad.

Nah. I'm doing this solo, hard core.

I even bought a trenchcoat and sunglasses.

What?!

I'm not doing anything!

You're the only teenage boy I know with blue enough balls to do it.

why does it have to be someone you know?!

Law of Narrative Causality.

Well it isn't me.

And if you'd think about it you'd realize why.

... Why wouldn't it be you.

You're sexually frustrated enough that you'd snap.

Think about what this person is doing and why it couldn't be me.

AND I AM NOT.

...?

Think about the girls I hang around.

And that's my point. They might of made you have a psychotic break.

..

They didn't, this isn't me!

Can you prove it?

I have detention for like the next twelve years, so I'm pretty sure it couldn't have been me.

... Then who.

There was some other kid calling all girls fat a while back.

...

What, there was.

This is getting weird fast.

..You're going to get put in a glass jar and kept in an intergalactic zoo.

I will do no such thing! I am not that incompetent!

...

I'll build a rocket to come visit and give you pellets from the feeding machine.

Jinn, I am not going to get captured and kept in a zoo!

I'm just.

Concerned.

Okay.

About what.

You being in an intergalactic zoo.

Why would I be in a zoo.

They trap you in a quantum cage and want to study you.

... Jinn, if that was going to happen, it'd of happened centuries ago.

..I'll miss you.

...

Jinn, you don't want me mad at you.

I'M JUST WORRIED, GOD.

About what!? I'm not going to be captured by aliens and shoved into a zoo!

I'm worried you'll end up in a dumpster with no pants covered in rum.

Eh, I've had worse.

... Uh, you know, I never told you to do something about it.

I was just pointing out out.

"Bluh bluh, Noriko, stop being a worthless Lisa Layabout and fix things". I clearly remember this.

I never said anything of the sort.

If you're delusioning it, that means you wanted to do it in the first place.

I AM NOT DELUSIONAL.

Well, considering I never told you to do anything, you kinda are at the moment, Noriko.

All I said is that it was something you should be concerned about if that blue-haired kid was abducting girls.

Which means you want me to fix it. >:

Honestly I was just going to punt the guy into the ocean if I ever saw him again, sooo.

I'll find him and drag him to you to punt.

How about that?

... Fiiiine, I guess that works.