thefifthmonarch | (no subject)

So I'm going to go hunt aliens. Anyone got any tips?

What?!

I'm not doing anything!

You're the only teenage boy I know with blue enough balls to do it.

why does it have to be someone you know?!

Law of Narrative Causality.

Well it isn't me.

And if you'd think about it you'd realize why.

... Why wouldn't it be you.

You're sexually frustrated enough that you'd snap.

Think about what this person is doing and why it couldn't be me.

AND I AM NOT.

...?

Think about the girls I hang around.

And that's my point. They might of made you have a psychotic break.

..

They didn't, this isn't me!

Can you prove it?

I have detention for like the next twelve years, so I'm pretty sure it couldn't have been me.

... Then who.

There was some other kid calling all girls fat a while back.

...

What, there was.

This is getting weird fast.