[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::Is hanging upside down from a lamp post. ... She's hanging from icky slimy stuff. And looks annoyed.::

Comments

[becomeanwarrior]

[Stare.]

Should I ask?

[thefifthmonarch]

Your second ex.

[becomeanwarrior]

Ugh. Kouji.

Really need to get a bead on her.

[thefifthmonarch]

Me and Shiroko both beat her, I think. Problem is, she punches your lights out when you start talking to her.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Well, that doesn't sound too hard. I can probably take care of that part.

[GIGANTECHS UP, grabbing the lampost and bending it so you can get down.]

[thefifthmonarch]

Onni. I'm a magical goddess princess. She knocked me out.

::her legs are stuck 'cuz goo.::

[becomeanwarrior]

It's still my job, dammit. >:<

[Grabs a stick and pokes at the goo. Trying to figure out how to dislodge you.]

[thefifthmonarch]

::Your stick is now stuck in the goo.::

[becomeanwarrior]

...Couldn't have you reality warped this goo into like, yogurt or something?

[thefifthmonarch]

... I CAN DO THAT!?

[becomeanwarrior]

You can turn any given room into a lavish bedroom, you can turn goo into yogurt!

[thefifthmonarch]

... When was this?

[becomeanwarrior]

I dunno. Like. A month ago, maybe? They all blend together.

Point is. I know you can totally turn that goo into yogurt.

[thefifthmonarch]

...

::It turns into superballs.::

[thefifthmonarch]

::Falls.::

OW.