[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::So, you're near the waterfront. Well, there's a skantily clad older lady covered in sea weed and coral with a cartoonish trident. Riding a giant half-insectoid fish with mechanical legs and pipes. She seems to be ranting about new order, paradigm shifts, and synergy.

Clearly you should bean sanity into her.::

Comments

[thefifthmonarch]

Because I'm a goddess!

::Flails like a kid.::

[out_of_place]

"I'm a coddess."

[thefifthmonarch]

::Gets up, dusting herself off.::

... Why are you a Cod anyway? The International Fish Convention?

[out_of_place]

"I was gonna fish."

She leans in and whispers.

"The fish don't suspect one of their own."

[thefifthmonarch]

I know, right? That's how I convinced them I was their empress. It's a perfect strategy.

[out_of_place]

"Exactly."

[thefifthmonarch]

Go, become the Second Empress of the Seas. Claim your birthright and ascend to glory!

::Pushes you towards the waterfront. o3o ::

[out_of_place]

She walks into the water like Godzilla.