thefifthmonarch | (no subject)

... You are no longer an insect.

Incorrect! I am always insectoid due to baseline behaviors of the Da Eiza. What I am not is an Evilswarm.

Or a yuppie.

I feel the statement is accurate enough. The connection is no longer being poisoned.

... Sullivan Adams? Is he the reason why...?

Yes, he is. Bring me his head.

Understood.

Good.

... what.

I COMMAND YOU TWO TO BRING ME SULLIVAN ADAMS.

... Who?

Small annoying white haired wild child runt. He turned me into a sunburned plastic fantastic yuppie!

... listen Sadame seems to know who you're talking about so.

Have him do it.

... probably best. This guy is made of insects.

Yeah I am staying far away from this guy.

On that note I'm going to stay inside all week.

... Why.

Because this is obviously the perfect week to hide away.

... What's going on.

Nothing necessary to describe is going on!

The underside of my bed is calling me. Gotta go.

Shian, get your ass back here!

Sorry I melted your arm off.

I am very mad at you.

You should make it up to me.

..Mad at me for what?!

...How.

Turning me into a nuke!

And somehow! Melting your auntie/sister's arm off is no good!

..Nuke, wut.

I had to! I could have done worse!

... My arm was glowy and you worded it that I would go nuclear!

... Why would you do worse!?

No it just would have spread and ate at you like you were a vampire and it was ripple.

I wouldn't! I just said I could have!

... You hit me with Sunlight OVERDRIVE!?

... :( But I'm nice and sweet.

... Did I look like I had a lot of work done. Be honest.

Sort of. Except it only works on timey wimey people.

You weren't then.

Oh yeah. It was gross.

... wha.

I think I need to eat a tub of ice cream and cry myself to sleep.

...Why.

I'm hideous.

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...Aren't you fixed now?

Not inside! I'm a cheap plastic hag!

...That's silly.

Doesn't that just mean evil-you is that?

But I am that mean evil me somewhere inside! And I must repent and never expose myself to the sun again!

..You're overreacting.

. .

What makes you say that.

I'm sure an evil me would look awful but I'm not gonna fret over it.

Evil Kouji ate a pigeon.

... But I'm a withered plasticy old desperate biddy inside!

No, just your evil side is.

God.

I AM MY EVIL SIDE.

..Nah.

What do you mean "Nah"!?

I am having a deep profound moral conflict over who and what I truly am! Why are you disregarding it!?

You probably made yourself icky and gross so you'd resist better.

. .

What.

I dunno.

I think you're overanalyzing.

How!?

I don't think it has anything to do with how you are.