thefifthmonarch | (no subject)

SADAME. SHIAN. I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU.

..Nuke, wut.

I had to! I could have done worse!

... My arm was glowy and you worded it that I would go nuclear!

... Why would you do worse!?

No it just would have spread and ate at you like you were a vampire and it was ripple.

I wouldn't! I just said I could have!

... You hit me with Sunlight OVERDRIVE!?

... :( But I'm nice and sweet.

... Did I look like I had a lot of work done. Be honest.

Sort of. Except it only works on timey wimey people.

You weren't then.

Oh yeah. It was gross.

... wha.

I think I need to eat a tub of ice cream and cry myself to sleep.

...Why.

I'm hideous.

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...Aren't you fixed now?

Not inside! I'm a cheap plastic hag!

...That's silly.

Doesn't that just mean evil-you is that?

But I am that mean evil me somewhere inside! And I must repent and never expose myself to the sun again!

..You're overreacting.

. .

What makes you say that.

I'm sure an evil me would look awful but I'm not gonna fret over it.

Evil Kouji ate a pigeon.

... But I'm a withered plasticy old desperate biddy inside!

No, just your evil side is.

God.

I AM MY EVIL SIDE.

..Nah.

What do you mean "Nah"!?

I am having a deep profound moral conflict over who and what I truly am! Why are you disregarding it!?

You probably made yourself icky and gross so you'd resist better.

. .

What.

I dunno.

I think you're overanalyzing.

How!?

I don't think it has anything to do with how you are.