[Dream Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::You find yourself out "Club Noriko". A very ritzy club with a Noriko dressed as a bouncer, who is regularly denying people from entering.::

Comments

[weavethebonds]

Susan is staring at the club and the entrance.

[thefifthmonarch]

::Denies a boy and dumps him down a hole.::

Next!

[weavethebonds]

She steps forward, blinking like a dim little girl.

[thefifthmonarch]

... Too much of a wet blanket. NEXT.

[weavethebonds]

"What! I am not a wet blanket!"

[thefifthmonarch]

Never spends time with friends, snooty lawyer, shacks up in her apartment, had to be brainwashed to be fun. You're a wet blanket. NEXT.

[weavethebonds]

"Those aren't true! I can be fun!"

[thefifthmonarch]

Can, but aren't. NEXT.

[weavethebonds]

"I will be! Lemme in!"

[thefifthmonarch]

When you're cool, sure, you can go in. You aren't right now. NEXT.

[weavethebonds]

"How do I be cool?!"

[thefifthmonarch]

Go on a dream vision quest and wake up drugged and drunk in a golf course.

[weavethebonds]

"...That doesn't sound cool."

[thefifthmonarch]

It'll make you realize things about yourself that will lead to cool. Super bimbo.

[weavethebonds]

"That sounds like it'd lead to self destructive behavior."

[thefifthmonarch]

Only if you're reckless, dumb and immature.

Are you reckless, dumb and immature?

[weavethebonds]

"Yes."

What.

[thefifthmonarch]

My ass you're reckless, dumb and immature. You act like a hotey totey old mom. You wanna get in? Be the Susan who took my boat.

NEXT.

[weavethebonds]

"How's that any different from what I normally do, but on a boat?!"

[thefifthmonarch]

She at least had ambition and wasn't meek! NEXT.

[weavethebonds]

"I'm not meek!"

[thefifthmonarch]

Then do stuff and come back and I'll let you in. NEXT!

[weavethebonds]

"..I don't know how to leave."

[thefifthmonarch]

::Pulls a chain, as you fall down a pit, stinking of loserdom to wake you up.::