[Dream Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::You find yourself out "Club Noriko". A very ritzy club with a Noriko dressed as a bouncer, who is regularly denying people from entering.::

Comments

[weavethebonds]

"...That doesn't sound cool."

[thefifthmonarch]

It'll make you realize things about yourself that will lead to cool. Super bimbo.

[weavethebonds]

"That sounds like it'd lead to self destructive behavior."

[thefifthmonarch]

Only if you're reckless, dumb and immature.

Are you reckless, dumb and immature?

[weavethebonds]

"Yes."

What.

[thefifthmonarch]

My ass you're reckless, dumb and immature. You act like a hotey totey old mom. You wanna get in? Be the Susan who took my boat.

NEXT.

[weavethebonds]

"How's that any different from what I normally do, but on a boat?!"

[thefifthmonarch]

She at least had ambition and wasn't meek! NEXT.

[weavethebonds]

"I'm not meek!"

[thefifthmonarch]

Then do stuff and come back and I'll let you in. NEXT!

[weavethebonds]

"..I don't know how to leave."

[thefifthmonarch]

::Pulls a chain, as you fall down a pit, stinking of loserdom to wake you up.::