[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::So you find Noriko standing in the park next to a blonde girl. Said girl is on her knees, holding her face and screaming.::

Comments

[becomeanwarrior]

[Guess who was climbing trees in the park again.]

[Guess who hears the screams and hangs upside-down from the lowest branch, staring at you both.]

Noriko, what did you do.

[thefifthmonarch]

Disabled my daughter from killing me for one.

[becomeanwarrior]

Oh. What happened now?

Hi Euphie, by the way. [Upside-down wave.]

[thefifthmonarch]

::Wrong daughter. This one seems more pear shaped, and in gothic clothes. With a sword sitting near her.::

... Why are you calling Akae Euphie?

[becomeanwarrior]

...Oh. I saw the blonde hair and thought-

...Why was Akuma trying to kill you? And why is she blonde?

[thefifthmonarch]

Fuck if I know, and she was calling herself Angel or Tenshi or some shit. I responded by sending her to hell.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Oh, right, that. I forgot she was still running amok.

...Sent her to hell, though?

[thefifthmonarch]

A restaurant where she's being served menus and free bread-sticks and the waiters are exceedingly polite.

[becomeanwarrior]

[...Oh no.]

...Well, that explains that, I suppose.

How long are you leaving her in there?

[thefifthmonarch]

...

Until she snaps back out of "Get a job mother". She almost brainwashed me!

[becomeanwarrior]

...And you think this alone will do it?

[thefifthmonarch]

... Why wouldn't it?