[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::So you find Noriko standing in the park next to a blonde girl. Said girl is on her knees, holding her face and screaming.::

Comments

[memoryistime]

*why are girls screaming in the park.*

[thefifthmonarch]

::You dunno, but your mistress seems pleased with herself.::

[memoryistime]

*... ... should I even go near...*

[thefifthmonarch]

::That is your choice. Is she that much of a psycho.::

[memoryistime]

*crying girls are very uneasy things to go near.

He'd expect she wouldn't do anything unnecessary in the middle of the park, but...

Well, would you ever want to willingly go near anyone who's crying like that.*

[thefifthmonarch]

::... Notices you. The girl's voice goes out, she's still screaming on the inside, though.::

Yes?

[memoryistime]

... You are aware how much of an uncomfortable scene this is, correct?

*he says that a little flatly*

[becomeanwarrior]

[Guess who was climbing trees in the park again.]

[Guess who hears the screams and hangs upside-down from the lowest branch, staring at you both.]

Noriko, what did you do.

[thefifthmonarch]

Disabled my daughter from killing me for one.

[becomeanwarrior]

Oh. What happened now?

Hi Euphie, by the way. [Upside-down wave.]

[thefifthmonarch]

::Wrong daughter. This one seems more pear shaped, and in gothic clothes. With a sword sitting near her.::

... Why are you calling Akae Euphie?

[becomeanwarrior]

...Oh. I saw the blonde hair and thought-

...Why was Akuma trying to kill you? And why is she blonde?

[thefifthmonarch]

Fuck if I know, and she was calling herself Angel or Tenshi or some shit. I responded by sending her to hell.

[i_like_red]

*Was taking a stroll through the park and hears the screaming, so he runs directly towards where the sound was coming from all ready to be a hero when he sees Noriko and the blonde girl. He stops a few feet from them when he notices Noriko is there.*

Whaaaaat's going on...?

[thefifthmonarch]

Fixing my daughter, or at least stopping her for the moment.

[i_like_red]

"Fixing" her how? Stopping her from what?

[thefifthmonarch]

Killing me. And I figure reminding her of her pathological fear of restaurants might snap her out of whatever crazy Teenager-At-Twenty-Two phase she's going through.

[i_like_red]

...fear of... restaurants...?

Why is she trying to kill you?

[thefifthmonarch]

Every time she's in a restaurant, she tries to kill her dinner date. Dunno. She was trying to either stab me or make me an Office Lady.

[beastkingnaoma]

"For a deity, you sure win your struggles ungracefully."

He hits you from behind with a folded up fan.

[thefifthmonarch]

... Owwwww. I was trying to win points on winning non violenttttllllyyyy.

[beastkingnaoma]

"that includes not leaving mental scarring!"

[thefifthmonarch]

It's not mental scarring when I'm trying to fry brainwashing!

[beastkingnaoma]

"I fried brainwashing without trauma!"

[thefifthmonarch]

Well good for you! I'm not Charles Altas!