[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::So you find Noriko standing in the park next to a blonde girl. Said girl is on her knees, holding her face and screaming.::

Comments

[memoryistime]

*... he seems to sigh just slightly*

What exactly occurred here?

[thefifthmonarch]

Akae tried to attack me, tell me to get a real job, and nearly turned me into a boring suit.

[memoryistime]

*... he gives a blank look.*

I am... Uncertain as to how that would happen...

[thefifthmonarch]

...

Mind Control.

[memoryistime]

... I am certain it would be troublesome, if she attempted to wear you as a suit.

*... ... you can already tell he's thinking on this a bit too literally. this is why you don't use stuff like "boring suit" around him.*

[thefifthmonarch]

... Oh. No no, she wanted me to act like a generic, boring office worker with no emotions and who insults people for not having real jobs.

[memoryistime]

*... ... he tilts his head, looking confused.*

You mean she wished for you to become a servant?

[thefifthmonarch]

... In the corporate frame work of society, yes.

[memoryistime]

I see. That would be troublesome.

I do not know how you would survive, if that became the case.

[thefifthmonarch]

... Huh? Whaddya mean?

[memoryistime]

Having no emotions and insulting others.

It would be counter-productive to living, unless if you were going to die to become this...

[thefifthmonarch]

... Nah. Mind control wizard bullshit magic.

[memoryistime]

... I imagine you would not survive long, then.

An anti-social unemotional standard sounds very unintuitive.

It is more the question of why she was attempting to do such a thing to you.

[thefifthmonarch]

...

::Whistles elevator music for a moment.::

Apparently an evil twin of Shiroko's that destroys dreams and makes people office drones.

[memoryistime]

... Why?

[thefifthmonarch]

::More elevator music.::

Because its mistress hates dreams.

[memoryistime]

... Mistress? Who?

[thefifthmonarch]

... Some dumb lady with a funny hat.

[memoryistime]

... I see.

That does not give me much information to go by...

[thefifthmonarch]

...

A really funny, dumb, golden crown hat.

[memoryistime]

... That does not give me much information to go by.

Things such as clothing are meaningless.

[thefifthmonarch]

No no. The hat's her only identifiable feature. It's a really ridiculous hat, Sadame.